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I am obeying God and giving $200 today

—via friendlyatheist: stfubelievers:A little gem from snail mail.(Thanks Pam) God is always broke…

vruz: as Robert Heinlein, liberally channeling Epicurus put it:  “God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent - it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.”

my email is vruz@joybricks.com please contact me for other payment options.

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  1. bathroom-sink reblogged this from lolgodlol and added:
    i can’t believe people buy into stuff like this. makes me want to punch someone.
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  4. theninecats reblogged this from thedame and added:
    fucking thieving arseholes.
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    thedame:friendlyatheist:stfubelievers:
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  15. thedame reblogged this from friendlyatheist and added:
    that is sick. as in bad.
  16. vruz reblogged this from friendlyatheist and added:
    and giving $200 today...vruz: as Robert Heinlein, liberally channeling Epicurus put it:...
  17. eloso reblogged this from friendlyatheist and added:
    “Religion easily has the best bullshit story of all time. Think about it. Religion has convinced people that there’s an...
  18. friendlyatheist reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    The poor bastard seems to be always broke… God should get a job.
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  21. freyaluna reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    Awesome. God wants my soul for $200. I also get a dove pin for it.
  22. kidd reblogged this from stfubelievers and added:
    PLEASE! Someone “Send my ‘Dove Pin Holding The Vine & Leaves.’” I don’t know what that even means, but I do know I want...
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